War Machine Pre-Incarceration Interview

Following his loss to John Alessio at Tachi Palace Fights 5, TUF vet War Machine talks about what he’s going trough just days away from having to serve a one year sentence in jail for his role in a San Diego bar brawl.


  1. CobraClutch says:

    He is so sexy. Just a young, beautiful, sleek, rebel. Everything I love in a young man.

  2. I cant believe it took you this long to say something CobraClone

  3. Oswald Gobblecock says:

    Damn, people still make fun of CC here.

  4. Yeng-Fuk says:

    I really cannot comment on his looks, but his career, what there was of it, is in the garbage. Not a bright fighter and a downright foolish man.

  5. I know what you mean CobraClutch, I feel the same way about beautiful girls.

  6. Dane Cook says:

    Pretty Sad. I have no jokes. The geniuses on this site obviously write all the bad ones I normally would.

  7. Tom Venner says:

    Can't even form an opinion on CobraClutch's post, but even mentioning a punk like War Machine is a waste of digital space.

  8. King Kong says:

    yeah. like that was really cc. right. childish.

  9. back off haters, give the guy the respect he deserves. Live your life anyway you want CC, biggots like King Kong will burn in hell

  10. Fuck Yo Couch! says:

    What did Kong do? You guys are fucking ritahds.

  11. I agree with CobraClutch, War Machine is a real beauty and his wild ways only magnify his gorgeous looks.

    He is very young and says a lot of stupid things which is something most young people do.

    He could still have a decent MMA career in Belator or one of the other smaller venues.

    CobraClutch I applaud your coming out, it was obvious to us that you were homosexual, but sometimes it is difficult for people to accept in such a hateful and biggoted world. Be proud of what you are sir.

  12. Don't forget me!!! I was the first one to come out on this site!! I confessed my love affair when I was young and confused!

  13. I am SO gay, also! It's so freeing to be able to come out finally along with the rest of you guys!

  14. I'm an ANGRY Gay! You guys are all Dana nut huggers! I hug guys' nuts that post on this site! Juicy, sweet nuts. Deliscious hairy nuts. I need them in my mouth right now!

  15. I'm NOT coming out….but I am coming to all these hot posts.

  16. Idiot other Dane. I'm the dane with lower cases! Cause it's all about the bottom. Bottom bitch I am!

  17. These are all cobra clutch. Know how I know? Because I'm cobra clutch, too! Actually, there are just two people who post on this site. Cobra Clutch and Cage. You tools think they are both the same people, but actually, they are the only two who actually post here. Well, besides you, of course, reading this, knowing the you, too, post. But that's it.


  18. Did someone say "hairy nuts?????" Yumm-O!!!

  19. I say cock is delicious

  20. Tray is Cobra Clutch.

  21. stanley says:

    we are not dumb. my cock is swollen with the desire for man juice.

    this is an all-gay and all-fucking retarded poster site.


  22. oh so now you clone my name too?

    cocksucker, you are a douche bag of epic proportions.

    This site has been ruined by you fucking twats

  23. Fuck Yo Couch! says:

    I am gay.

  24. thats funny, i was at work when i supposedly posted at 1123 am. for the record, i do not think tray is cc

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