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War Machine Goes Ballistic At Porn Party
By CagE | November 29, 2009
It looks like everyone’s favorite War Machine is on the lam. He apparently did some assaulting at a birthday party for porn star Brooke Haven.
The craziness started when War Machine smacked up his porn star girlfriend Alanah Rae..He then dragged her outside where several people followed him, trying to stop him from hurting his girlfriend..He then laid out at least 8 people at the party..It was pretty much a massacre …. The Police are still currently looking for him.. Remember, the guy is a MMA fighter turned Porn star. He has given up his seven-year MMA career to have sex for money…His porn dvd is yet to be released.More details to come”
Update: I have in fact spoken to War Machine’s Girlfriend Alanah Rae, who confirms that the former MMA star hit her across the face last night at Brook Haven’s Birthday Party..She claims he then went on to pummel almost a dozen dudes including his own porn agent Derek Hay..who still remains in the hospital recovering…more to come. [TO]
UPDATE
War Machine apparently has been in contact with police, responds via his twitter account.
“Pretty sure my porn days are over. Prolly be goin to jail too….when they find me…haha,
Fuck….last night was NOT good…lil’ misunderstanding and then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I’m fucked….lol
I love wasting money on bail….lol
Former UFC fighter who legally changed his name to War Machine, recently decided to take on the porn industry and star in some adult movies to pay the bills.
This isn’t the first time War has found himself facing battery charges, last February he was arrested by Vegas PD for apparently beating up someone at a gay nightclub.
Topics: News, Outside The Cage | 13 Comments »
November 30th, 2009 at 1:45 am
Holy shit, I literally cracked up picturing this going on in my head… especially the part where it said “He then laid out at least 8 people at the party… it was pretty much a massacre.” LMAO God, that would have been great if somebody captured that on video. At least 8 guys?! I know he’s an MMA fighter but shit. Porn guys are usually in good shape now days… they don’t look like Ron Jeremy anymore. They couldn’t team up?
On a serious note, WM is a bitch for hitting a chick… porn star or otherwise. What, did he catch her cheating on him while shooting a scene? lol
November 30th, 2009 at 6:07 am
I wish someone would just fucking kill this retard. and I am not sure straight adult men use lol for any reason other than to make fun of other people who use it. LOL!
November 30th, 2009 at 6:34 am
wow thats awesome run wm run
November 30th, 2009 at 7:11 am
I imagine this is business as usual for a piece of shit like him. Probably shouldn’t be surprised.
November 30th, 2009 at 7:26 am
Wow, I really had high hopes for this guy……….um, yeah right. What a tool!!!
November 30th, 2009 at 7:35 am
I really liked war..fuck why is he so crazy..he will be in jail for about 3 to 5 years ..lol he dropped 8 guys that’s badass lol
November 30th, 2009 at 10:17 am
What the fuck’s wrong with this guy? Hit a chick… Not cool… Buuuuuut 8 guys???? DAMMN SON
November 30th, 2009 at 11:42 am
lets be honest fellas, what does that say about those eight guys . I weigh 220, if war machine walked into a place where my friends and I were (ESPECIALLY 8 OF US) war machine would be eating through a tube for the rest of his life. If it was 8 guys I want to see those 8 guys, cuz they all must have been in junior high making pornos.
November 30th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
i am sure the 8 guys where out of shape behind the scenes prono workers with no fight experience.
November 30th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
It probably some dumb ass reason he got so pissed. I’ll laugh my ass off if it’s because she cheated on him because that’s what she does for a living.
November 30th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
His porno experience will do him no favors in prison…nor his new moniker
November 30th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
whos down to give war machine and junie both swords and make them fight to the death? it would be a win for everyone no matter who won. then uthanize the winner.
December 1st, 2009 at 7:45 am
War Machine is a straight up dooch bag!