UFC: Confessions Of A Paranoid Man

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Here’s some interesting thoughts Ultimate Fighting Championships president Dana White had to say post UFC 76.

“I want to say something and everybody knows how I’ve felt for years about these goofy Internet websites,” [Said UFC President Dana White] “I hate them. They’re biased, crooked and there are a lot of other bad things I can say, but I don’t want to waste my time.

“They’ve been biased against us for years. Their reporting was always biased against us. They talk about fights that don’t make any sense. Let me tell you what: We’re the best in the business. Our matchmaker (Joe Silva) is the best. We put on the best and the biggest fights.”

Our Response

Yes Sir mister Dana White, all knowing MMA God. I will take down the website immediately, pre pay $50 for UFC 77, pay $9.95 for UFC on Demand to watch the undercard fights, cancel Showtime, drink a XYience, chase it with a smooth Mickeys Malt beverage and order a years supply of Condoms from Condom Depot…..Anything else Sir

Comments

  1. Yeah you forgot one thing….you need 4 tires from Toyo Tire the offical sponsor of the UFC….LMAO. :D

  2. He's right. Pride fighters have always been ranked higher than UFC fighters.

    With the exception of Jackson and Silva, they have all bombed!!

    And Dana White is correct when he says the UFC is the best in the biz… Big deal if he plugs his sponsors… Hence the word "business"…

    Who ya gonna listen to? Dana, or Hooked on Phonics here at Cagetoday??

    P.S. I still love to read the "goofy websites"…

  3. it was funny when Dana said his rankings would be even more BS, at least he was honest.

  4. I hate his sponsor plugging, 10 minute commercial shows. I hate the fact that he runs out of time, cant give some fighters their post fight interviews…but can run the previews for the next show at least 20 times. Blanco, you must be the guy that watches the superbowl for the commercials…fag.

    I would be fine with Dana advertising like Ricky Bobby, but he wastes our time too much. We dont even see the whole show, we have to pay more to see any untelevised fight, after paying 50 bucks for 5 fights max.

  5. I dont know why all these websites are biased against UFC. they are the reason this sport is so popular right now. If dana wants to plug sponsors… So what every sport does it whether it is on a soccer shirt or a stadium/arena with some companies name. Sponsors genorate money for UFC then they use that money to put on great shows so whats the harm.

  6. i dont see the harm, who doesnt like a nice chilled glass of malt liquor and a box of 1000 condoms. lol. i agree though that i would like to see the fights all of them.

    i think the sites hate dana because he openly puts them down like they dont know anything about mma, and he doesnt allow his fighters to be sponsored by anyone outside of what the ufc has.

    and people hate dana because they see him as a vince mcmachon, and he does do a lot of wwe things, so i can see why.

  7. The point is not Sponsors or does the UFC have the best fighters. Its about Dana White trying to be completely controlling of the sport. He only gives media access to the major news organizations who won't write anything bad about the UFC, the ufc website is a joke, ufc controls who sponsors the fighters.

    comon most the good mma news is coming from the fighters and their camps, not the UFC.

    The last thing i want this website to be covering is a glorified WWE.

    What do I know, im still hopped up on XYience and Mickys.

  8. Let me say that Dana is a control freak who loves, loves the spotlight. He is on every PPV, every TV show, the guy loves to glorify his position and his control. Fertittas are cool, Silva is cool, fighters like fighting for those guys, Dana is hard to work with espeically when it comes to contracts, he wants what he wants.

    Dana has openly fought with Sherdog.com and they were around MMA long before Dana come into the picture, even long before Dana even became a sports agent for the UFC. The guy doesnt show respect for these sites and they dont show respect back. Simple as that.

  9. The fighters get to plug their sponsors, which are the same ones as the UFC Joey.. If any of the other fight leagues were worth a shit do you think it would be any different? I guess you don't notice the stupid T-shirt sponsors on the home page of this site.. You probably own a Tapout shirt don't you??? We finally have quality fights 2 or three times a month and you want to complain… Go watch Raw…

  10. I’m all 4 the UFC making money on sponsors, good, great. As long as they let fighters make their money too with their own sponsors, as long as it doesn’t interfere with the UFC. I wish we could watch all the fights and the UFC PPVs were like boxing. Not that I hate hearing Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg talk for 20 minutes in between fights, but….wait, I do hate that…give us some undercards to watch…please.

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