The Ultimate Fighter 8: Episode 4 Recap

Like every week, we start out with scenes from last week’s episode: the joys of a drunken Junie Browning picking a fight with Team Nogueira, interspersed with shots of last week’s fight where Bader finished off Lawlor with a first round knockout.

At the house, all of the guys are huddled in the living room watching UFC 84 — Penn v. Sherk. Virtually silently, they watch in awe, knowing that could be them someday. Unfortunately, the silence is broken when Junie and Shane decide to start drinking (Junie does so despite knowing that he has to watch himself and not makes mistakes). Even Krzysztof notices Junie and Shane hitting the wine bottle, and hard, but is most concerned when they start drinking tequila. Suddenly, the two become best friends and begin riling up the red team. Junie starts throwing peanuts at the other guys, and finally Kyle throws them back at Junie. This prompts Junie to throw wine on him, and then throw his glass at him, which breaks and cuts Kyle’s arm. To Eliot, this is the breaking point: Junie is out of control and he’s gonna hurt one of them. Even Junie realizes that he may have gone too far because he threw the glass at Kyle (at least in hindsight). But at present time, Junie is running is mouth again and Kyle jokes “You’re gonna f**k all of us?” Junie stands, and not learning his lesson, gets up in Kyle’s face.

However, Shane is no better. He’s stripping off his shirt to fight and running his mouth (though unintelligibly). He even pushes Roli off his chair. The smart, silent Roli won’t fight back, so everyone else has to hold Shane back. Not giving up on fighting, Shane gets in on Efrain. But Efrain laughs it off, so it pushes Shane’s buttons even more! Shane pushes up on him, and really gets in his face, but thankfully he just smiles. Bader (and even Junie) gets in between them. With hope that the drama is over, Junie and Shane go downstairs….where they continue to drink. Next thing we know, they’re outside breaking some stuff and throwing others in the pool. When they hear the commotion, the rest of the guys come out onto the balcony and see all this. They try desperately to get them to stop, at which point Junie picks up a bottle. This is what gets Krzysztof worried as he’s crossed a line. Junie puts his hands on Krzysztof and Krzysztof is about to snap…but…then they break to commercial.

When we come back, Junie pushes Krzysztof, and says he doesn’t care what happens because he’s gonna get thrown off anyway. He then refutes it all by claiming that all the 205’ers are pushing the lightweights around and acting like bullies. For no apparent reason, Junie then decides to jump in the pool. While he’s swimming, Krzysztof gets the bright idea of putting Junie’s clothes in the pool. When he notices his drenched clothes, Junie flips out, again. Krzysztof very calmly admits to it, claiming he did it to teach Junie a lesson. In response, Junie pushes him…twice. Bader struggles to hold Junie back as he unleashes his series of expletives on Krzysztof. When Junie calls them all a bunch of bitches, Krzysztof counters that Junie is the true bitch because he can dish it out but he can’t take. During this tete a tete, Bader decides to toss his clothes back in the pool. No surprise, Junie does not react well. He goes to throw Bader in the pool, but goes in himself trying to pull Bader in with him. Bader ends up half in the pool, and they ALL struggle to get Junie out. But he comes out swinging, kicking someone down in the process. When he’s finally out, he swings at Bader, but Bader wisely won’t fight back.

When Junie finally gets calm, he admits he has a bad temper and that he doesn’t think about consequences. And I suppose upon the realization of his behavior, he starts crying and several guys get him to go back in the house and to bed. No one knows what lies ahead….

The sun rises on the next day, and Junie pretty much keeps himself isolated from the rest of the guys. Junie tries rationalizing, by thinking that he thought he had a chance of winning the whole thing and maybe that’s why he was drinking. But he admits that maybe he was destined for failure anyway, and so maybe this sped it up.

As he is pondering all of this, Dana walks in.

Dana acknowledges that Junie is extremely talented but has a chip on his shoulder and is a punk. All the other guys file into the house, kind of expecting Junie and Shane to go home. But at this point, Dana doesn’t know what he’s going to do.

With a barely-there voice, Dana’s first words are, “Junie, what the f**k is wrong with you?” After watching the tape, he is in just complete awe of both Junie and Shane. Dana asks if maybe Junie has a drinking problem, to which Junie replies, “Yes.” Dana explains that he gives them alcohol because they’re grown men, so they can have a couple drinks and relax. Based on their actions, Dana then calls Junie and Shane a drunken jackass and a drunken retard, respectively, and questions their desire to be in the house and fight. He can’t understand how they all watched previous seasons, how guys acted like idiots, and now they’re the idiots. By some small miracle, Dana is willing to give them a second chance. A very thankful Junie gives a very tearful apology and it seems like he’s learned his lesson.

“Rules were not meant to be broken, especially in the UFC. I just hope they don’t make a jackass of me,” says Dana.

Later the same day, we are back at the gym where Nog picks the next fight: Efrain Escudero and Shane Nelson. Neither seems to be too afraid of the other, but look forward to finishing what was started at the house.

At Team Nog’s training session, Efrain says that he came in undefeated and plans to leave undefeated. Of his student, Nog says he has the best guillotine in the house with many dangerous subs: Shane shouldn’t underestimate his Jiu Jitsu.

Back at the house, big-mouth Junie predicts that it’ll be Team Mir versus each other in the finals (telling this to Efrain); thereby implying that Shane is going to beat him. A sober Junie then decides to challenge Efrain to submit him right then and there. In questioning Efrain’s capabilities, Junie says “It’s not the ultimate wrestler” and that his “bitch ass” couldn’t take him down. Efrain…well, he just smiles.

While at the gym for Team Mir’s Training Session, Mir offers up that he is happy with the matchup. He likes Shane’s standup and admits that Efrain’s ground game is probably better, but thinks Shane will be fine. Shane is confident that he can submit him a hundred different ways, while Mir thinks Efrain will have to worry about being submitted OR being knocked out.

FIGHT DAY

More trash talking back and forth from both guys. Shane promises that the only way Efrain will win is if he lays on him for 10 minutes and it goes to decision; Shane will not be submitted or knocked out. Efrain, on the other hand, says Shane will roll over and he’ll choke him.

**Note: Time check: 10:33!!! GRR!! I hope this is an indicator of Junie-drama and not the length of the fight! **

Lightweights
Efrain Escudero vs. Shane Nelson

Round 1:
As soon as they touch gloves both look anxious. They do A LOT of dancing and feeling each other out. Literally, 30 seconds go by and not a single shot taken by either. Finally, Nelson lands a good kick, jab combo but Escudero blocks well. Escudero goes for a stomp. Both are being very choosy in their shots. Escudero circles around a lot. A BIG SWING and miss from Nelson and they clinch. While in the clinch, Escudero tries to drive him down but is unsuccessful. Instead we get a great kick from Nelson. A good kick in return from Escudero, but he looks scared. A combo from Nelson and they clinch. They swap body shots and knees. Escudero tries to get Nelson down, and as Nelson is struggling Escudero gets in a good knee. They clinch with Escudero’s back against the fence. Escudero goes for another takedown, but can’t get it. He is in control on the fence, but neither do anything so ref restarts them. Some good exchanges, a clinch, and Escudero finally gets Nelson on his back and has side control. Keeping his elbow dug into Nelson’s face, he’s trying to change position. He begins punching his head. Nelson tries to roll, and Escudero ends up in a half mount. Escudero keeps up with body shots and elbows. Escudero ends up on his feet and the round ends with Nelson on his back, kicking to keep him away.

Round 2:
Both come out swinging and we immediately see a good exchange. Nelson goes for the take down this time, but with his head at his waist, Escudero gets some good head shots in. They clinch and Escudero SLAMS Nelson down. Escudero is in Nelson’s guard, but not doing much. Nelson throws some elbows to the head. Finally Escudero gets in some head shots. This is about all that is going on, so they get warned for inaction. WEAK WEAK punches from both come with another call for action. Nelson keeps trying to pull his legs up for a triangle. Both end up on their feet. Escudero shoots and slowly works Nelson to the ground against the cage. They tumble a bit and Nelson ends up with Escudero’s leg. He tries for a heel hook, but Escudero rolls and is on his back. Nelson is in his guard and is landing good body shots. Escudero baits Nelson into going for his leg, which he then manages to get around Nelson’s head. Escudero rolls over and gets Nelson into a triangle, virtually sitting on his head, and with little time left, Nelson taps.

Winner: Efrain Escudero via triangle submission

Post-fight, everyone has a lot to say. Dana was impressed that both were landing shots and going for subs in a very active first round. A disappointed Mir says that Shane wasn’t doing enough. Nog, however, was happy with Escudero’s ground work.

But who has the most to say? Guess! Junie starts running his mouth about “boring ass wrestlers” and how the UFC doesn’t need another one. Refusing to be baited, Efrain just smiles. Not one to stray out of character, Junie takes offense and opts to jump into the cage and go after Efrain. Will he ever learn?

Does the drama ever end? I sure hope not! In the preview for the next episode, Junie’s next tirade is played out. Will this one finally get him sent home? Even Mir is pissed as it’s making him look bad! Also, the very privileged fighters get time to train the arguably the best P4P fighter in the world, Anderson Silva. All this leading up to the next Light Heavyweight bout. I’m looking more and more forward to this show every week…

Comments

  1. This season is starting off good. I have to admit Junie is too much. If he wan't a favorite then they would have canned him right away. I seriously doubt he's going home.

    Football, basketball, baseball…no other sport would tolerate that. If Dana really wants MMA to be a legit sport he's going to have to kick the guy off the show.

  2. yeah we only have a closet full of hard alcohol so that u can have a tequila mixer to take the edge off. HARD ALCOHOL equals ratings. I love Junie in the Octagon hate him anywhere else maybe his older brother they were talking about is Jesse Taylor

  3. oh yeah and now we have to wait two weeks before Junie fights im guessing phillipe Nover

  4. dane drebin says:

    junie is such a fag its hard to take i hope someone snaps and knocks his bitchass out

  5. Oswald Gobblecock says:

    The only reason Junie gets in every1's face is because he knows they won't hit him cause then they'll get kicked out.

  6. yeah hes keeping it interesting .. makes for better tv they have to let him stay for awhile ..for ratings

  7. PooPooPlatter says:

    I hate to say it, but Junie is never going to get kicked off and you heard it here first. He wins his division!

    He really is a good fighter, but a true jackass!

  8. I just don't understand, if your so hard and ready to fight the world, and no one can kick your ass, and your not scared of anything… and when a man says his first 3 words to you and you start crying like a BITCH! Don't get me wrong we have all cried no less than 10 times in our life time and that doesn't make you a bitch, its when you act the way Junie does then when you think you fucked up your only chance to becoming something you start balling like a hoe. I was watching the show and I was telling my wife look at this crazy fool, then she passed by a little later and said is that the same dude? Why is he crying like a bitch now.

    N E Ways, He may not get kicked off the show true, but I'm not a fan of him. When you know someone won't hit you when your pushing them or getting in there face talking all that shit, because they don't want to loose their chance of bettering their life and your just a looser and you don't care about yourself or if you get kicked off then that makes you a BITCH for crying. Its like trying to start shit with someone with 2 strikes.JMO

  9. it does make for good tv but crap – could you imagine living in the house with this guy? You are right pops, he's a turd for getting in their face when he knows they wont do anything to get kicked out of the house. i hope someone tko's him in the cage. he may be a fighter but he is not a professional. even if he wins his division he will probably self destruct his own career.

  10. John Hondo says:

    I agree with PooPoo Junie won't get kicked off. Hes a complete idiot but the UFC knows what sells. look at Chris leben the original drunken hot head, hes headlining UFC 89. let the liquor flow. loving this season of TUF its more about the fighters less about the coaches.

  11. escudero caught him in the infamous brazilian tea bag

  12. Nichole Lesniak says:

    Check out Krysztof's blog on Sherdog. It's actually a pretty interesting read.

    http://www.sherdog.com/news/articles/tuf-8-sherbl

  13. Nichole that is a very interesting read, its seems like the tension in the house has yet to go away. Its like a big rubber band and they keep pulling it back farther and farther and the longer they pull it back the bigger the impact when things finally snap in that house. I also find it interesting that Krystof feels as if he can now retaliate if someone pushes him or takes a swing at him. Dana has set a very dangerous president for behavior this season. How can he now kick anyone else out for anything if he didn't kick these two out. BTW watch out for Dave Kaplan I feel that he is a very underrated fighter.

  14. I don;'t know Hondo, I don't think Leben was near as bad. I liked Junie because he seemed to be pretty talented, but now I just can't stand to watch him. He is mentally not ready. If he sees someone he doesn't like fight one of his training partners in the octagon and his training buddy loses, is he going to jump in the ring and start shit live in front of millions of people? He is an idiot. I can't stand people that have a Napolean Complex.

  15. That was a pretty good blog. I didn't think that fight was boring at all. I thought it was a beautiful triangle

  16. Nichole Lesniak says:

    I agree. Dana sort of screwed himself on this one. Considering that he's thrown people off for less, I was really surprised by his leniency.

    And while I like Junie (most of the time), he's seriously going to hurt someone, and NOT in a fight. He might not have done it on the show, but it will happen some day. Something's not right with that kid's head.

  17. he almost seems to want to get thrown off the show

  18. Nichole Lesniak says:

    Another funny link…. Junie is now my MySpace friend. He blogs about the hate mail he ges:

    http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog

  19. You want ratings he should have had those two assholes fight each other…loser goes home. When will they bring back loser goes home because I think the show was a lot more interesting when they had to leave the house. Leben was a dumbass but he wasn't even close to as volitile as Junie. He must have been picked on nonstop when he was a kid.

  20. Nice find Nichole the Khriztov article explains everything from last nights show.

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