The Ultimate Fighter: Season 11 – Episode 4: “Clown Box”


Previously on TUF, Camozzi was sent packing due to a broken jaw, setting up a comeback for Seth Baczynski. Tensions rose between Jamie Yager and his teammates on Team Ortiz. And Team Liddell went 2-0 after Brad Tavares came out on top after 3 rounds with James Hammortree.

Tonight, there is a lot of talk about the Tavares/Hammortree battle. The two were pretty even throughout most of the fight, each winning a round. Tavares managed to pull out the third round. But the biggest surprise came from Yager rooting for Tavares – Ring takes this personally and tries to talk to Yager (but really, it did seem to go in one ear and out the other. We shall see) about his loyalties. Even though they’re not all on the same team, Tavares, Yager, Noke and McCray (“The Minority Report” as Yager dubbed them) claim to “rep” each other. Ring goes on to share these sentiments with several other guys who, to put it nicely, just don’t like Yager.

The next day, Chuck makes the next fight selection in which Rich Attonito will take on Kyacey Uscola. From the comments of their teammates, it sounds like it will be fairly evenly matched.

At Team Ortiz training, Tito is getting to know Uscola. As it turns out, his longtime girlfriend is pregnant with his son who is due to be born during the course of the show. He’ll miss it, but he knows he’s there to provide for his child’s future. Tito is impressed all around with Uscola, with his striking and his takedowns particularly, but feels he still needs preparation. He doesn’t want to put any extra pressure on Kyacey, but they need the win.

Attonito trains with American Top Team and is looked upon very highly by the coaches. He has a solid skill set – good wrestling, good takedowns. Chuck’s expectation is that Attonito will be able to take Uscola down easily and beat him down to get the win. Unfortunately for Attonito, Chuck had prior commitments that happen to fall at this same time and therefore he will miss the fight. Rampage? Is that you???

Back at the house, there’s a lot of yelling and screaming. Apparently, Uscola’s shirt went missing and it was suspected that Yager was the thief. McCray finally found it, but that didn’t stop a lot of heated words from being exchanged between Uscola and Yager. I couldn’t really decipher it all between the constant bleeping, but there is definitely no love lost between these two.

Ortiz is chatting with Yager about what’s bothering him, which reignites the fight with Uscola. It seems as though Yager is this season’s Junie Browning. At least McKinney has come to the realization that there is really no reason to argue with someone like that – someone who won’t listen anyway. As it turns out, Yager did not “steal” the shirts from the coaches as Uscola thought, but Uscola still won’t apologize.

Attonito shares pictures of his wife with Yager, and talks about the heart and the motivation he needs to be where he is. Awww, and who said fighters can’t be lovers too?

FIGHT DAY

Round 1
After what seems like hours of dancing, Uscola finally strikes. Attonito counters with a nice overhand. Both are very tentative. Attonito delivers a nice combo. Uscola responds with some nice jabs. Attonito connects with an uppercut. Uscola falls back and Attonito pounces with endless hammerfists. Uscola can’t regain himself and keeps rolling around to escape. Uscola gives up his back which Attonito tries to mount while still pounding away. Attonito tries to get his legs around but can’t . Back on their feet, they clinch against the fence. Attonito grabs Uscola by the upper body and literally slams him on his head. Attonito just continues to punish Uscola on the ground. Somehow Uscola manages to reverse and he is on top of Attonito with side control but all he does is lay there catching his breath. Neither is advancing. Attonito rolls and is on all fours when Uscola starts with the knees. The first lands to the chest, but then he unleashes a nasty knee that connects with his head. Ref Rosenthal jumps in, and Uscola leaps up thinking he won! Rosenthal has to explain to him that it was an illegal knee, as Attonito is lying on the ground like a fish. They assess Attonito and Rosenthal decides that he can’t continue, calling it a DQ.

Winner: Rich Attonito via DQ

From the start, Dana was impressed with Attonito (and rightfully so). Uscola was merely surviving the entire round. Then the knee heard round the world happened…how could Tito and Uscola think that didn’t hit him in the face??? Both are pissed, calling it bull, etc. Tito says Uscola’s chance was “taken away from him” – uh, no, he lost his chance. Uscola says he no longer has respect for Attonito (as if it was his decision?). Bottom-line (even by Dana’s own admission), the fight was one-sided anyway. Rich was winning until the illegal knee.

Later that evening, it is found that after a visit to the hospital, Attonito’s hand is broken and will need surgery. Uscola is hoping they will advance him in his spot.

With Chuck up 3-0, he chooses Charlie Blanchard to fight Jamie Yager. Chuck expects Blanchard to pull out a KO, and Tito sees an easy win. Tito declares that if they lose again, he’ll kill himself (*sigh* one can only hope!).

Liddell likes Blanchard’s standup, but Blanchard is worried about Yager’s kicks and aggressiveness. Blanchard does not seem entirely confident.

Yager on the other hand, is told by Tito to be the example for the team and to cut the BS. He claims to be so defensive because of the way he grew up – he came from nothing. But that’s not who he “really is.” In order to win the fight, Tito says he must not stop moving – circle constantly and defend takedowns. Calls it an easy win.

Uscola’s hope: that Yager’s jaw gets broken. Hey, it’ll keep him from running his mouth ?

Yager says his height will definitely be his big advantage – yeah, ask Stefan Struve how that worked out for him :P

FIGHT DAY

(It’s 5 of…. Hmmm…)

Round 1
Some dancing and Yager aggresses first. Lots of circling and Yager is jabbing the air. Blanchard shoots, Yager sprawls and still ends up pinned against the fence. Blanchard tries to slam him, but Yager defends it well. Nearly as soon as they’re back on their feet, Yager lands a huge nasty right that drops Blanchard. Blanchard turtles up; Yager unleashes a flurry of hammerfists and pounds Blanchard into submission.

Winner: Jamie Yager via TKO

Team Ortiz is chomping at the bit now that they have control. Suddenly they’re all “rah rah teamwork”. Yeah, he’s still a d-bag.

Next week: Tito makes his first fight pick. The guys start speculating the wild card choices, but an injury takes one loser out of the running.

The Ultimate Fighter: Season 11 – Episode 3: “A Lotta Heart”


Previously on the Ultimate Fighter, Dana questioned Chuck’s team picks, Camozzi fought through the pain of his previous fight, and Team Liddell got its first win when Kyle Noke submitted Clayton McKinney. Something big is coming…

The guys are all assembled at the gym by Dana for some news. Camozzi is called forward and Dana breaks the news to him that his jaw is broken and he can no longer fight. While the fracture is not serious, if he is hit hard enough it could be. Both teams are shocked as the poor kid is sent packing. It’s a sad moment for Camozzi. Tito is then given a list of the guys who lost their fights but are healthy and willing come back. It’s Tito’s choice who gets the second chance.

It’s business as usual for Team Liddell as they retain control. As all the guys are working on their sparring, everyone seems focused and generally happy. They work as a team and seem impervious to distractions (ha, so far).

Back at the house, Blanchard plays the role of the house masseuse, giving Ring a rub down. McCray, well, um, questions Ring, but Ring just plays along…a little too well!

When the guys are brought together the next day, it’s found that Tito has brought back Seth Baczysnki (yes!!! Sorry, I have a soft spot for Polish fighters :P ) who gets a very warm welcome. That leads to Chuck’s announcement of the next fight: Brad Tavares vs. James Hammortree. Not an easy win for either.

At Team Ortiz training, tensions flair between Ring and Yager over some ridiculous name-calling. It boils down to who’s really there for “the team” and who’s there for themselves. Tito does make a good point – yes, only one guy can be the champ, but it does take the whole team to get there.

Suddenly, it’s only quarter after and we get to the weigh-ins already! Both sides make cases for their teammates and call it a TKO for their own. Tavares, a native Hawaiian, enjoys fighting because it’s “fun.” Hackleman describes as young, raw, talented and well-rounded. Davis is particularly impressed with his stand-up. Tavares is looking forward to standing and banging with Hammortree. “The Sledge” is a Floridian (and the record holder for fastest knockout at 5 seconds) with a hard right. But he is also not afraid to shoot for the takedown and work the ground and pound. It should be a good fight to say the least.

FIGHT DAY

Round 1
Tavares comes out first with a leg kick followed by a body kick. Hammortree looks like he’s waiting to shoot, but has shown no offense yet. Tavares is far more aggressive, but still picky about his shots. Finally Hammortree shoots, but is only successful in pinning Tavares against the cage holding his one leg. Tavares manages to not only stay on his feet, but he pivots and sweeps Hammortree down. Hammortree rolls quickly and Tavares mounts his back. Tavares looks for the choke, with his legs firmly wrapped, but can’t sink it. Tavares works to keep control, but Hammortree reverses and gets Tavares on his back. Hammortree is in his guard for a short time, but Tavares works towards getting back up. The two clinch against the cage and as they battle for control, Tavares gains it eventually taking Hammortree’s back. While working for a choke, he sort of slips off. Hammortree tries to take advantage and looks for a quick choke, but Tavares slips out. Tavares regains his back, but it becomes a grapple-fest. Hammortree ends up in Tavares’s guard, but can’t do anything with it. Tavares gets back on his fight and they end up in an odd position with Hammortree in control as the round ends. So much for the banging!

Round 2
Hammortree swings first but gets clipped coming in for a takedown. In the clinch at the cage, Hammortree works to shoot, but it’s Tavares that gets the takedown. In Hammortree’s guard, he keeps swinging around looking for the mount. Hammortree nearly reverses, but Tavares keeps control. Tavares tries to sweep but Hammortree gains control and has Tavares’s back. Hammortree has him nearly pinned against the fence. Hammortree just pushes Tavares around but not doing any damage. He finally gets him on his back, but as Hammortree gets the half-mount, Tavares latches on to his arm working toward the armbar. Hammortree throws some punches sporadically, but he’s trying to free his arm. He gets the arm free and ends back in Tavares’s guard. Hammortree isn’t working much from the top, just laying on top of him. And that’s exactly how the round ends.

I would not be surprised if there was a third round. And sure enough…off to round 3 we go!

Round 3
Both come out swinging (but tired). But the aggressiveness wanes quickly. Finally some nice exchanges from both. Hammortree shoots and Tavares can’t defend. Hammortree is in Tavares’s half-guard and working some weak GNP. He manages to mount him, but it doesn’t last. Hammortree is now on his back and Tavares drops a few solid hits. Hammortree struggles up and Tavares wraps around him looking an arm. Hammortree can’t work out but he does try to get Tavares down. But Tavares is not letting go. With Hammortree’s head trapped, Tavares punches him repeatedly. Tavares is still looking to pull the arm straight. Too tired, Tavares loses the arm, but not control. They are clinching, but neither is particularly doing any work as the round ends.

Of course each coach thinks their guy won the fight, but….

Winner: Brad Tavares by unanimous decision

How could Team Ortiz really be calling “bullshit?” I hate sore losers.

Tito is frustrated and claims he must not have seen what the judges saw. Claims they must’ve missed Hammortree’s side-mount, etc. But apparently Tito missed it when Tavares did it too.

Next week? Tito needs to come back from being 0-2. But the hostility between his fighters might ruin his plans. Then there is some sort of controversy in the cage. And we are treated to not one, but TWO fights. Bring it on!

The Ultimate Fighter: Season 11 – Episode 2: “Suck it Up”

After a day of brutal and bloody fights, 14 men have earned their spot in the house. In tonight’s episode, TUF coaches Tito Ortiz and Chuck Liddell choose their teams. The war is on.

The guys arrive at the house like kids on Christmas morning. Still ecstatic from their wins, they run around the house and vent their anxieties. The excitement (and their physical pain from their fights) is felt throughout the house.

They return to the gym the next day to meet Chuck, Tito and their respective assistant coaches. Dana addresses them first and goes over the coin toss for first pick: winner – Tito. Tito can choose the first fighter OR the first fight. After that, the team that wins keeps fights choice. Tito opts for the first pick, so Chuck will get to choose the first fight.

Tito chooses:

1) Nick Ring
2) Kyacey Uscola
3) Kris McCray
4) Jamie Yager
5) James Hammortree
6) Clayton McKinney
7) Chris Camozzi

Chuck chooses:

1) Kyle Noke
2) Rich Attonito
3) Charles Blanchard
4) Josh Bryant
5) Brad Tavares
6) Court McGee
7) Joe Henle

(Anyone else take issue with the fact that Tito’s team is “Team Punishment”?? Guess Dana likes him enough to give him free advertising!)

After the picks have been made, Tito claims that he was looking for fighters that had strength in addition to a skill: stand-up, Muay Thai or Jiu Jitsu. However, they refer to Chuck’s picks as Team Willy Wonka – one tall guy and a bunch of short guys.

Dana is baffled by Chuck’s pick strategy. Maybe there’s something Dana doesn’t know? But Chuck seems to be happy with his picks. Dana worries that Chuck doesn’t have the team to give him the ability to maintain control. He can put his number one pick up first, but then what?

Finally the teams get down to training. Chuck’s approach is to take what the guys already know and simply make it better. To do this, he brings in kickboxing and boxing pros. Tito just wants to train his guys hard. And in their first session, he pushes them to the limit. This includes getting on Clayton McKinney’s back to see how much his shoulder can take. The doctor thinks he may have a torn rotator cuff, which will be MRI’d the following day. However, Clayton is not the only one beat up. Camozzi isn’t looking too hot himself. Which one of them will be fed to Noke?

At the fight announcement, there is definitely tension in the room as they wait for Dana. Chuck decides that Kyle Noke will take on Clayton McKinney. Tito smiles from ear to ear…but he still knows that McKinney is in trouble. “Take down defense, take down defense, take down defense.” McKinney is none too thrilled with being the first fight.

Back at the house, the “only brown guys in the house,” McCray, Yager and Tavares, are making plans to create some late night trouble. They run around the house with foghorns, waking the dead at 3am. This did not make anyone else in the house happy. Uscola, in particular, took it worst but the three wiseasses thought nothing of it. Yager even proceeds to make fun of those who bitched about it.

At the gym, McKinney and Tito meet with the doctor to discuss the MRI. Thankfully, there were no tears or permanent injuries. He does have a fluid-filled bruise, but Tito just wants him to suck it up and take it like a man. McKinney’s still hurtin’, but he’s pushing through it and trying not to think about it. Post-training, Tito gives them a cute pep-talk, channeling Rashad and other TUF champs as motivation.

Later at Team Liddell training, the coaches work with Noke, the Australian. It means a lot to Noke to represent his country. Chuck and coach Hackleman agree that his striking is top notch and they haven’t found any true weaknesses yet. When the guys all get together, Chuck puts to rest some rumors about him and his ‘alleged alcoholism’ that was rumored by Tito. All the rumor has done is given Chuck that much more motivation to win.

As it’s Tito’s birthday, he treats them to cupcakes and a piñata – a Chuck piñata! But this piñata was stuffed with money! It’s a huge hit. There’s a lot of laughs until they get in the back room where a few guys are trying to “cheer” McKinney up, but he’s not having it. McKinney’s not here to make friends and he simply doesn’t want to hear them talk. Can’t say I blame him.

The weigh-ins finally come and Dana weighs in on both picks. Dana liked Noke, but wouldn’t have picked him first. McKinney’s shoulder is also a cause for concern. He picks Noke to win, but wonders what kind of fight it would be if McKinney’s shoulder was healthy.

FIGHT DAY

(The guys ask Chuck when he’ll be fighting Tito, which would be right after the show’s finale , “If that bitch actually fights me.” Wow, holy foreshadowing! Lol)

Kyle Noke vs. Clayton McKinney

Round 1
They feel each other out, but Noke strikes first with a leg kick. McKinney counters with a leg kick. McKinney fakes a punch and goes for a kick that misses. Another missed kick from McKinney. McKinney keeps trying to fake and antagonize but it doesn’t incite Noke. McKinney lands a couple nice leg kicks. Noke is being patient and lands a leg kick. Noke attempts a head kick but McKinney dodges it. Noke attempts a long punch, but McKinney ducks and turns around to grab Noke for a takedown. McKinney starts out in Noke’s guard, but they grapple for position. With McKinney in Noke’s guard, Noke gets one leg around McKinney’s neck. He works to get the other leg up and locked for the triangle. McKinney taps.

Winner: Kyle Noke via Triangle

McKinney makes a mad dash out of the octagon. Tito pleads with him to come back. He sincerely wants to work with him to make him better. He does a quick tutorial with him on how not to get caught in it again. The guys rally around him to keep him from giving up. Wow. I have to say I’m impressed with this new Coach Tito. I’m also sort of disappointed to see McKinney lose. While I like Noke, and think he’s got a decent shot on the show, I just liked McKinney’s spirit. Kid’s got heart, that’s for sure.

Chuck is happy to retain control. This is really the only way they could possibly win. I sure hope he makes some good choices.

Next week: A shocking announcement from Dana. Tension on Team Ortiz. Another middleweight fight. Drama, drama, drama!