TUF 12 fighter Nam Phan gives some tips on how to be an effective MMA judge.
Nam "The Masterbater" Phan is giving advice to judges after losing the biggest fight of his career against a weak opponent like Leonard Garcia who has 6 wins and 5 losses in his last 11 fights.
Sorry, if "The Masterbater" is offensive just call him Nam "Beat It" Phan. He can come into fights to the theme song Beat It!
"Phan Beats it:"
They told Phan don't you come around here, don't wanna see your thing you better disappear, the fires in his eyes in the shower and his actions are very clear;
he'll beat it, just beat it
You better run, you better do what you can, don't wanna see no jizzz Phan's a macho man, he wants to be tough but he runs real slow, he wears RPG's (rape prevention glasses) to the main card show;
He'll beat it
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin how funky strong is your right hand
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Nam don't wanna be a boy, Nam wanna be a man,
Nam wanna stay alive, but he better beat it while he can
So beat it, just beat it
Nam will show them that he's really not scared
He'll shoot his jizz in the shower, he really don't care
if they kick him, if they beat him, if they tell him it's not fair, he'll beat it, just beat it;
Just beat it, beat it
He'll beat it, he'll beat it
beat it, beat it, beat it
those take downs in his lose were all the other guy did, no damage and they got up pretty quick. nam did all the damage that fight. should have had the win.
five − = 3
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