UFC President Dana Whites tweets,

This how my day is going. Hope all of you are having a better day than me!!!

That would certainly piss me off too.

We finally get a glimpse at where Fedor Emelianenko lays his head. A film crew for showtime makes the trip to Stary Oskol, Russia.

Former UFC fighter and Ultimate Fighter contestant War Machine, decided it was time to take on the Adult industry. War Machine posted on his Myspace blog that he was shooting a scene with porn vixen Riley Steele for a Digital Playground flick.

“So I said fuck it! I signed with La Direct Models this week and today I did my first porn scene! (laugh out loud) I shot for Digital Playground with their girl Riley Steele, was fucking awesome! I was nervous as shit but I came through. I’m still gonna fight, just gonna do this too because fighting isn’t quite enough money and you all know I ain’t trying to work! In life I have come to learn that all I enjoy is eating, sleeping, fighting and fucking! Fuck it! I’m living the dream, getting PAID to fight and fuck! What more could I ask for?” [War Machine]

War Machine also posted a video on Youtube of him getting his ass shaved by Riley Steele in preparation for there scene together. The video was quickly removed for Terms of Use violations, but the shoot apparently went well, he later Twittered,

Mission accomplished! 2nd scene went even further than the 1st! God I love my life!

War Machine has caused a lot of controversy with his mouth. He was booted from the UFC after making controversial comments about deceased UFC fighter Evan Tanners death. He also spat out ignorant comments about President Barack Obama during the election and frequently talks about “Terrorizing” chicks.

War Machine went 5-0 after being kicked out of the UFC, but most recently lost a close split decision to David Mitchell at Tachi Palace Fights “Most Wanted”.

Happy Halloween from Cagetoday.com

Seth “The Silverback” Petruzelli as Kimbo shortly after their fight at EliteXC “Heat”

UFC lightweight Thiago Tavares – That one ugly baby.

Jenna Jameson

Whats a picture post without Big Tim Sylvia on his little scooter.

Here are some fake UFC Action Figures dolls, as you can see they represent the figures well. More after the jump. [Via FightLinker]

“MMA Judge” Cecil Peoples

Natasha Wicks poses for BSN in this recent Photo Shoot video. TG: Rayburn

Brock Lesnar blowing the ceremonial horn at the Vikings vs. Ravens game on Oct. 18th. That was just two days before he notified Dana White of his serious illness, which forced him out of a UFC 106 title fight against Shane Carwin.

I asked Dana White and he said he hadn’t seen the video. He said Lesnar called him Monday, which is the first he found out about the illness, and said he couldn’t make it. White further said Lesnar told him he is not sure if he could fight in January. I asked if Lesnar sounded ill when they spoke and he said no. White said he had breakfast with Lesnar in Las Vegas about a month ago and said Lesnar told him at that time he wanted to fight frequently. Something doesn’t add up here and this bears further watching. [YahooSports]

Sounds a little fishy to me…

With paint ball gun in hand, UFC Octagon girl Natasha Wicks targets in on co-host Dave Farra’s jugular, making him bleed in a quick game of paintball.

Bernard Hopkins,

“Everybody is different. I don’t want to watch two grown men wrestling with panties on. I’m from the hood, we don’t play that. To me, I’m not buying a ticket to watch two grown men with panties on, sweating, [with] nuts in their face. That’s not me. To compare that to boxing is ludicrous. It’s a porno. It’s an entertainment porno …. I’m not wrestling a guy with panties on and his nuts in my face, and they call that a sport.”

“I’m not criticizing people for what kind of entertainment they like. I think most of those people have chains and masks in their closets. There is something out there for everybody. I can understand if 90% of women were going to those things but I can’t understand a grown man sitting there with a couple of guys watching two grown men with panties on, sweating. That’s just my opinion. It’s not a good look,”

yeah, boxing is two grown men with over sized shiny shorts pulled up to their nipples, hugging each other 8 out of 12 rounds with giant cotton balls attached to their fists – that’s a mans sport.

That said, I would love to watch Hopkins vs Jones Jr. fight.